1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,707 ("Fake Palindromes" by Andrew Bird playing) 2 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:38,338 ♪ My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried ♪ 3 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:43,309 ♪ Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? ♪ 4 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,012 ♪ Monsters? ♪ 5 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:52,051 ♪ Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide ♪ 6 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,488 ♪ Jesus, don't you know that you could've died? ♪ 7 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,490 ♪ You should've died ♪ 8 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,093 ♪ With the monsters that talk ♪ 9 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,328 ♪ Monsters that walk the earth ♪ 10 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:09,636 ♪ And she's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes ♪ 11 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:15,608 ♪ And she's got knee-high socks, what to cover a bruise ♪ 12 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,513 ♪ She's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use ♪ 13 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,150 ♪ She's got blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you ♪ 14 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,186 ♪ She's got blood ♪ 15 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,588 ♪ In her eyes for you ♪ 16 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,400 ♪ Certain fads ♪ 17 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,735 ♪ Stripes and plaids ♪ 18 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,671 ♪ Singles ads ♪ 19 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:47,173 ♪ They run you hot and cold like a rheostat ♪ 20 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,442 ♪ I mean a thermostat ♪ 21 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,611 ♪ So you bite on a towel ♪ 22 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,613 ♪ Hope it won't hurt too bad ♪ 23 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:59,652 ♪ My dewy-eyed Disney bride, what has tried ♪ 24 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:05,225 ♪ Swapping your blood with formaldehyde? ♪ 25 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:11,831 ♪ And she says, "I like long walks and sci-fi movies ♪ 26 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:17,804 ♪ "You're six foot tall and East Coast bred ♪ 27 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:23,309 ♪ "Some lonely night we can get together ♪ 28 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,479 ♪ "And I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather ♪ 29 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:30,683 ♪ "And drill a tiny hole into your head ♪ 30 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:38,525 ♪ I'm gonna drill a tiny hole into your..." ♪ 31 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,827 ♪ ♪ 32 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,696 (drill whirring) 33 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,798 (song ends) 34 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,841 So, what is this about? 35 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,243 -No idea. -(Ben sighs) 36 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,878 BEN: But it's not an exorcism? 37 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:00,580 His Eminence said she'll be 38 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,315 the scariest woman that we've ever met. 39 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,251 -Seriously? -I don't know. He chuckled. 40 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,487 BEN: So, uh, how many days 41 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,455 before you're cooked? 42 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,424 18 days. 43 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,393 And we can't convince you to give it up? 44 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:17,664 You will never get laid again. 45 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,899 That's not what I hear. Priests do pretty well. 46 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,604 I'm sorry. That's a weird thing to say. 47 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,307 Thank you for coming in early. 48 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:31,945 This is Ms. Anita Iota. 49 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,881 And these are our assessors, David, Kristen... 50 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,518 -Ben. -MARX: Ben. 51 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,386 ANITA: Hello. 52 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:42,689 So, uh, Ms. Iota, how can we help you? 53 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,324 We need your advice. 54 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,491 We? Who's we? 55 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,726 The IRS. 56 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,828 (thunder crashes) 57 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,665 ♪ ♪ 58 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,347 Is the Church being audited? 59 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,681 Why? Should it be? 60 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,250 An IRS joke. 61 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,986 I'm sure the Catholic Church is using every penny 62 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:15,822 of its substantial funds for altruistic purposes. 63 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,457 Yeah, except for the lawsuits. 64 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:19,459 Ms. Iota has requested the Church form 65 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:21,995 a new opinion on an organization 66 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:24,464 applying for federal recognition as a religion. 67 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,032 For tax-exempt purposes? 68 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,800 -Yes. -ANITA: As part of our process, 69 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,369 we consider the opinions of neighboring 70 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,770 federally recognized religions. 71 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,305 What new religion? 72 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,940 The New Ministry of Satan. 73 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,846 The New Ministry? There's an old one? 74 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,982 -Several. -And what does the IRS base its decision on? 75 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,951 Four criteria. 76 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,889 One: The organization must be operated exclusively 77 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,759 for worshipping a deity or deities. 78 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,794 The nature of that deity is not in question. 79 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:58,398 It is that the organization actually believes in it. 80 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,867 Two: The net earnings may not inure 81 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:03,369 to the benefit of one person. 82 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:07,073 Three: The organization's purposes may not be illegal. 83 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,708 (cell phone buttons clicking) 84 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,309 Are you texting? 85 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,945 No, it's just how she take notes. 86 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,647 ANITA: Finally, four: 87 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,482 No substantial part of the church's activity 88 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:19,652 should be about influencing legislation or politics. 89 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,621 -Really? -MARX: Well, I would admit 90 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,424 that criteria is more honored in the breach. 91 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,526 So that's all you have to do to become a religion? 92 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,061 ANITA: And some combination of a creed, 93 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:31,364 history, literature and place of worship. 94 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,735 So you want us to stop it from being tax-exempt? 95 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,537 We don't determine that. 96 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:40,840 But it would be helpful if you could guide the IRS 97 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,676 to see that it doesn't deserve tax-exempt status. 98 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,379 What if they actually believe in Satan? 99 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,449 MARX: Belief is the greatest hurdle to tax-exempt status, 100 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,117 but it's not the only hurdle. 101 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,519 Is this church involved in politics, 102 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:56,122 or can it be implied that it is? 103 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,124 You mean unlike the Catholic Church? 104 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,961 MARX: The key is to not look biased against their beliefs. 105 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:06,699 We have to use the language of the IRS to stop this church. 106 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,402 So, uh, where is this church? 107 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,105 (train rattling) 108 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:14,107 (siren whooping in distance) 109 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,642 (horns honking) 110 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,379 That doesn't look like the Ministry of Satan. 111 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:23,116 Yeah, I'd call that hiding your light under a bushel. 112 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,485 (buzzing) 113 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,086 -What? Is that blasphemous? -Why don't you let me do the talking? 114 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,888 You afraid they're gonna convert us? 115 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,723 -(window slides open) -MAN: What do you need? 116 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,729 Uh, we're here at the request of the Internal Revenue Service. 117 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:39,465 (chuckling): Oh, right. Uh, be right down. 118 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,535 Hi. Graham Lucian, chief of operations. 119 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:43,936 You the Catholic team? 120 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,906 Yes, uh, David, Kristen and Ben. 121 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,575 Step into my office, please. Good to meet you guys. 122 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,812 We've already had the, uh, Presbyterians and the Mormons. 123 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,180 Good guys. 124 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,915 They said they'd pray for us. 125 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,784 I said I'd pray for them, too. 126 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,886 -I think that freaked them out. -You pray a lot? 127 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:02,054 Three times a day: morning, noon and night. 128 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,590 -Are they answered? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. 129 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,159 Our Father Below controls the world, 130 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,161 so I get exactly what I want. 131 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,530 -Yeah, like what? -Oh... (sighs) 132 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,799 My enemies harmed, uh, 133 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:16,636 no gray hair, no acne, parking spaces. 134 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:19,605 -Are your prayers answered? -I don't pray. 135 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,808 Really? Must be the New Catholicism. 136 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:23,776 Do you believe in Satan? 137 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,779 (chuckling): Wow, you guys really jump into it, huh? 138 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:30,116 Uh, yeah, but I wouldn't call it belief. 139 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,818 I know Satan. 140 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,053 Hmm. How do you know him? 141 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,923 (sighs) Do you guys want a drink? 142 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:39,192 No, we're good. How do you know Satan? 143 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,227 The same way you know Jesus. 144 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,030 He just makes sense to you, describes the world to you. 145 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,065 Satan does the same for me. 146 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,067 Except not you. 147 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,138 Is this your formal place of worship? 148 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,841 No, no. God, this is the front office. 149 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,776 We've only been up and running six months. 150 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,145 Temple's in the back. Come on. 151 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,787 So, what are you doing? 152 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,789 -Uh, filling orders. -Yeah? 153 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,090 -Mm-hmm. -You mind if I see? 154 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,091 Uh, sure. 155 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,492 How much are these? 156 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,628 INTERN: Those are all 35. 157 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:16,796 -Are they popular? -Oh, yeah. 158 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:17,830 More so at Christmas. 159 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,832 Mm. So this is a big moneymaker? 160 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,602 INTERN: Our cost is about six bucks. 161 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,003 So... you tell me. 162 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:28,808 Which one is the favorite? 163 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,276 Mm... 164 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,010 This one. 165 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:40,253 We're most proud of our statue of Baphomet. 166 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:42,221 So this is your established place of worship? 167 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,891 Yes. One of the IRS requirements. 168 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,893 You seem very aware of what we need. 169 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,228 GRAHAM: Well, I've been reading the IRS literature. 170 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,764 Have to clear that tax-exempt bar. 171 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,699 -Do you have regular service? -We do. 172 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:55,001 When? 173 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,104 Friday, 8:00 p.m. Join us. 174 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,839 A distinct membership? 175 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,174 Oh, we doubled our membership in, uh, two months. 176 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,277 Yeah, from what to what? 177 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,979 -I'd have to check those numbers. -Guess. 178 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,715 Started with eight, and now we have 12. 179 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,651 Not much of a congregation. 180 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,719 It's as many as Christ had. 181 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,855 And here is some of our literature. 182 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,857 KRISTEN: What's your creed? 183 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,326 Do what you want unless it hurts someone. 184 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:24,163 If someone presents themselves as your adversary, destroy them. 185 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,632 And look for rewards now, not after. 186 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,769 -Satan, all glory. -"Destroy them"? How? 187 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,338 Not in any way that would break the laws of the United States. 188 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,875 Tell me how you pray to Satan. 189 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,643 (sighs) 190 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,079 Oh, Father Below, lend me your power 191 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,950 to do what I want to who I want, and, uh... 192 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,819 take away all my regrets, burning them in your hellfire, 193 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,955 and... et cetera, et cetera. 194 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,657 Not much of a prayer. 195 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,592 Well, I'm working on it. 196 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,161 This is a scam, isn't it? 197 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,330 Oh, ye of little faith. 198 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:59,665 No more a scam than your Church. 199 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,767 BEN: Let me ask you a question. 200 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,970 If this church doesn't really believe in Satan 201 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,972 and all they're doing is just selling T-shirts, 202 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,107 then aren't they just harmless? 203 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,842 Yeah, possibly. 204 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,611 Let's collect our data and brief His Eminence. 205 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,916 The exorcism will be spread over three nights, 206 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,918 six hours every night. 207 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,988 You'll want to quit, but quitting is not an option. 208 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,756 I won't quit, Father. 209 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,958 I never do. 210 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,060 THUNDERLAND: This is the final rite of exorcism. 211 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,962 It is intense, and it's grueling. 212 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,732 -But in the end, I'll be clean? -Or dead. 213 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:33,966 Whoa. 214 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,935 That's a bit melodramatic. 215 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,237 THUNDERLAND: I will be performing the rite. 216 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,272 We'll start tonight. 217 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,745 But I need you to sign this consent form. 218 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,682 It acknowledges the possible dangers. 219 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,151 Can I have a minute to read this 220 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,420 and consult with my spiritual counselor? 221 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,189 I need your answer by the time I leave, 222 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,358 or I'm moving on to the next exorcism. 223 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,230 -(door closes) -Ouch. 224 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,365 Not a lot of Christian love there. 225 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,367 Oh, he sees through you. 226 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:16,008 -What is that? -Hmm? 227 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,443 Oh. 228 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,748 LELAND: Where is this place? 229 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,717 DAVID: The address is on the back. 230 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,686 They're looking for new members. 231 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:28,954 This is blasphemy. 232 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,189 What are you smiling about? 233 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,391 These idiots don't believe in Satan. 234 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,326 They're just co-opting the Devil to get press 235 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,062 and piss off religious people. 236 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,329 And tax-exempt status. 237 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,931 Sons of bitches. 238 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,900 These people should be strung up by their toes, 239 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,702 their throats slit and the blood poured on an altar. 240 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,237 How do you know they don't believe? 241 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,039 Look at this. "We're not a time-share." 242 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,340 Look at these pictures. 243 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,376 Kids, picnics. 244 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,911 "Satan cares about your future." 245 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,212 What, are they insane? 246 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,047 What is belief in Satan about? 247 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,782 Power. 248 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,150 Rejection of authority. 249 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,119 Manipulation. Violence. 250 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,854 Disgust with people like you. 251 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,255 This guy, this dick-- 252 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,825 Graham-- he doesn't care about any of that. 253 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,226 He's just using it. 254 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,199 Here, go ahead. 255 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,234 Tell that priest I'm ready. 256 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,772 When you tell me that you're fine 257 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,974 and I know that you're not, 258 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,778 it makes me feel confused about our relationship. 259 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,947 -Yeah, but that's because I am fine. -KURT: Kristen. 260 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,215 Mirroring. 261 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,487 When I say I'm fine even though you know I'm not fine, 262 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,422 it makes you confused in our relationship. 263 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,190 -Is that what you're saying? -Yes. 264 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,127 And would you like to add anything to that? 265 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,028 (sighs) No. 266 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,263 Good. 267 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,865 Kristen, your turn. 268 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,366 When you keep asking me, "Are you fine?" 269 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,934 even though I am fine, 270 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,836 it makes me think that you feel guilty 271 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,038 about leaving your family for six months out of the year. 272 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,507 -Kristen. -What? 273 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,142 He can speak his truth, I can't speak mine? 274 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,476 As long as it's not score settling. 275 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,378 Oh, my gosh. Can we just talk, Andy? 276 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,480 -Yeah, we haven't been talking. -Well, then talk to me now. 277 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,182 -What is the problem? -KURT: You know, 278 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,383 I think it's best to stick with the mirror exercise. 279 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,318 Are you sleeping with someone? 280 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,221 Well, good. 281 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,489 The truth exercise. 282 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,791 Kurt, shh. 283 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,163 No, I'm not sleeping with anyone. 284 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,564 Not Ben? 285 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,966 (scoffs): What? No. 286 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,234 Of course not. 287 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,104 Not David? 288 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,907 No. 289 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,075 He's becoming a priest. Uh... 290 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,877 I would never. 291 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,381 Are you sleeping with anyone? 292 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:38,584 Kristen, look at me and tell me 293 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,253 that you're not sleeping with David. 294 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:56,368 Andy, I-I shouldn't have to tell you anything. 295 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,837 You should trust me as I trust you. 296 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:03,042 KURT: Okay. Good session. 297 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:09,281 Andy, would you excuse, um, us for-for just a minute? 298 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,852 I thought that went well. 299 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,287 Kurt, I'm hallucinating again. 300 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,189 Are you still taking the risperidone? 301 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,924 Yeah, two a night. 302 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,192 -And there's no progress? -No. 303 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,360 If-if anything, it's-it's worse. 304 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,429 Well... 305 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,066 I think I should prescribe something else. 306 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,071 -THUNDERLAND: Lord have mercy. Christ have mercy. -(groaning) 307 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,206 God, the Father in heaven... 308 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,575 God, the Son, Redeemer of the world... 309 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,611 Stop. I'm on fire. 310 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,312 (panting): I need some water. 311 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,081 My body is on fire. 312 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,284 Holy Mary, pray for us. Holy Mother of God, Holy Virgin. 313 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,453 (grunts) 314 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,356 (deep, demonic voice): Do you really believe that Mary was a virgin? 315 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,657 (chuckles) That whore. 316 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,359 THUNDERLAND: All holy saints of God... 317 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,427 (high-pitched voice): Stop it. Stop it, please. 318 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,562 You're hurting me. 319 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,531 Holy Lord, Almighty Father... 320 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,500 (old woman's voice): She said stop. 321 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,170 You do not know the power you provoke. 322 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,373 THUNDERLAND: Apostate tyrant to the flames of hell. 323 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,541 -(growling) -All holy saints of God... 324 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,944 (grunts, groans) 325 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,517 (growling continues) 326 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,065 Are you all right, David? 327 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,302 No. 328 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:40,072 He couldn't fake that, could he? 329 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,341 Fake that? 330 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,976 No. 331 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,512 He's sleeping now. 332 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,480 We'll return tomorrow. 333 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,488 (breath trembling) 334 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,966 ♪ ♪ 335 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,718 Hey. 336 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,187 -Waiting on Ben? -Uh-huh. 337 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,590 Um, real quick, Kristen. 338 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,759 I'm gonna need your help tonight. 339 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,728 Okay. With what? 340 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,696 Leland's exorcism. 341 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,165 Are you kidding? 342 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,633 -Why? -Something changed. 343 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,169 I don't know what. It... 344 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,605 You were talking about this adrenaline jolt 345 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,474 with Raymond Strand. 346 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,209 -Hysterical strength. -Right. 347 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,644 I think there's something like that here. 348 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:57,483 He launched a priest against a wall. 349 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,351 He launched...? 350 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,719 He kicked a priest, 351 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,288 who flew eight feet across the room. 352 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,723 And there were, uh, 353 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:09,461 these voices coming out of him. 354 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,532 Do you think Leland's starting to take his exorcism seriously? 355 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,068 No, I... 356 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,070 I think God is. 357 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,643 Monthly real estate rental: $23,000 a month. 358 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,780 Three full-time employees: $9,000 a month total. 359 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,782 Not much money in Satanism. 360 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,451 Not yet, but their, uh, T-shirt sales 361 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,720 are up 20% each month. 362 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,123 And their Christmas sales should be up 80% over last year. 363 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,292 So you think the best way of stopping them 364 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,395 is criteria number two, they're making money? 365 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,763 Yeah. 366 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,432 I mean, this operating officer 367 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,434 has tripled his business over the last year. 368 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,135 I agree. 369 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,704 I have something I want you to hear. 370 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,740 This came in this morning. 371 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,708 MAN (recorded): I saw a beast come out of the sea 372 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,311 with ten horns and seven heads. 373 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,779 (unearthly yowling) 374 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,748 It was granted authority over every tribe, 375 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,484 people, tongue, nation. 376 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,854 And all that were on earth worshipped the Beast. 377 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,557 I am Bishop Jim from the New Ministry, 378 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,860 and this is your holy scripture and doctrine. 379 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,429 It is ours as well. Praise Satan. 380 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,133 This sounds like someone who believes. 381 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,570 Find out if this Bishop Jim is faking it or not. 382 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,307 (siren wailing in distance) 383 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,215 We're here to see Bishop Jim. 384 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,720 Hey, thanks for coming. 385 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,655 Jim wanted to meet you. 386 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,190 (indistinct chanting in other room) 387 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,425 Are you having services here tonight? 388 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,161 Yeah, back there. 389 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,462 That's Iris. 390 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,431 -Nice lady. -Seems it. 391 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,368 Hey, the Catholic Church could do a hell of a lot better 392 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,637 with altar girls like her. 393 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,639 Note taken. 394 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,376 CHANTING VOICE (over speaker): You grant us indulgence 395 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,845 in our carnal desires... 396 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,814 Wow. Good production values. 397 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,384 Jim is the Sister Aimee of Satanism. 398 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,888 Hail Satan. 399 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,890 CHANTING VOICE: Giver of the fruit of free will 400 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:22,594 that delivered us from blind ignorance and allegiance. 401 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,329 -JIM: Hail Satan. -WORSHIPPERS: Hail Satan. 402 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:25,664 CHANTING VOICE: You grant us indulgence 403 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,799 in our carnal desires. 404 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,701 WORSHIPPERS: Hail Satan. 405 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,770 Jim. You got a minute? 406 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,772 Ah. 407 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,774 These are the Catholic assessors. 408 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,942 Yes. 409 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,744 Hello, David, Kristen, Ben. 410 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,512 We didn't want to, uh, interrupt your services. 411 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,214 Oh. No, no. 412 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,216 This is just a dress rehearsal. 413 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,518 Ooh. Can I see? 414 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,922 Sure. 415 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,392 Oh, Saint Christopher. 416 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,760 Hmm? Why him? 417 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,962 -Why do you think? -Large man. 418 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,797 Wanted to serve the greatest king, 419 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,799 so he served my Father Below. 420 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,901 Until he realized Satan feared God, 421 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,337 so he wasn't the greatest. 422 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,506 JIM (laughs): How things have changed. 423 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,975 If Christopher were alive today, who would he serve? 424 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,743 -You tell me. -How did we kill him again? 425 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,412 Burning metal rods up his ass, right? 426 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,213 He resisted. 427 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,517 All he had to do was condemn God, but he resisted. 428 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,885 That's power. 429 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,820 Really? Who would you rather be? 430 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,756 The man having burning rods stuck up his ass 431 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,758 or the man putting them there? 432 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,261 -DAVID: Do you, uh, pray to Satan? -JIM: All the time. 433 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,730 Ask me about our creed. 434 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,533 I know the IRS cares about our creed. 435 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,805 You find these religious debates boring, too? 436 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,907 Jim could go on for hours and hours. 437 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,009 What do you want out of this? 438 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,546 Is this some kind of IRS trap? 439 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,314 Of course. 440 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:53,251 Look, I believe in the real Satan. 441 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:57,289 Right? Not some cute little horned papier-mâché doll. 442 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,658 I believe in force, a tide of power. 443 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,994 -Satan as metaphor? -No, it's real. 444 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,862 When you hate someone 445 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,765 for cutting you off in traffic, is that real? 446 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,301 If you're married and you flirt with someone, 447 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,536 they brush up against you and you feel their erection, 448 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,904 is that real? 449 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,439 You think it's Satan? 450 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:15,707 It's not God. 451 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,709 God wants us to live castrated. 452 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,012 But I look at you, and I see your nipples 453 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,880 peeking through your blouse. 454 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,415 That's not God. 455 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,283 No, that's your imagination. 456 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,551 (chuckles) 457 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,488 Look, Satan loves female sexuality. 458 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:30,989 He wants women to take charge. 459 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:35,460 Ah, and yet, all I see is half-naked women here. 460 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,330 I mean, for a phallic religion, it's not a lot of phalluses. 461 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,366 Join us, you could change all of that. 462 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,368 We still need a chair for the women's auxiliary. 463 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,469 (laughs) 464 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,438 Am I funny? 465 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,906 Yeah, yeah. 466 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,908 Whenever I see white supremacists marching, 467 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,977 or gamer boys trolling women online, 468 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,680 or you, I always wonder, don't you guys have day jobs? 469 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,693 (sighs) 470 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,918 ANDY: You still going out? 471 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:35,020 Yeah. Work. 472 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,492 I, uh, thought we'd have dinner together. 473 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:41,626 Tomorrow's my last day. 474 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:42,861 I already promised. 475 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,663 Let's do it tomorrow. 476 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:51,036 LELAND (groaning): God damn you. 477 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,637 THUNDERLAND: May God arise. 478 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,706 May His enemies be scattered. 479 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,108 Please stop, stop, stop! 480 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,410 -Please, please. -May His foes flee before Him 481 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,078 -as smoke is blown away... -Fuck you. 482 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:01,747 ...by the wind. 483 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,515 (with English accent): You can't hurt him. 484 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,950 (Leland coughs) 485 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:07,385 (woman's voice): I am not deceived. 486 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,621 (giggles) We are the deception. 487 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,924 THUNDERLAND: Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio... 488 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,559 -(high-pitched laughing) -Holy Lord, 489 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,561 Almighty Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... 490 00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:18,530 -(groaning) -Hold on to him! 491 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:22,067 (Thunderland speaking Latin) 492 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,403 (Leland groaning) 493 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,539 (Thunderland continues in Latin) 494 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,614 THUNDERLAND: Saint Michael the Archangel, 495 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,982 defend us in battle. 496 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:38,750 Be our protection against the wickedness 497 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,452 and snares of the Devil. 498 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,721 Be our protection against the wickedness 499 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,589 and snares of the Devil! 500 00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:46,691 O Prince of the Heavenly Father, 501 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,060 by the power of God, cast into Hell 502 00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:51,997 all the evil spirits who prowl about the world 503 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:53,965 -seeking the ruin of souls. -(panting) 504 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,068 -(Thunderland continues in Latin) -(pained whimpering) 505 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,840 THUNDERLAND: O Prince of the Heavenly Host, 506 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,508 by the power of God, cast into Hell 507 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,645 and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world 508 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:09,181 seeking the ruin of souls. 509 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:10,749 (panting) 510 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,451 (Thunderland continues in Latin, voice distorted) 511 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,089 (gasping) 512 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,893 No. No. 513 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,462 (whimpering) 514 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,565 (screams) 515 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:30,001 (screams) 516 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,637 (raspy breathing) 517 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,574 (whispers): It's not real. 518 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,776 (raspy squealing) 519 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:39,244 (Thunderland continues in Latin) 520 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,545 It's not real, it's not real... 521 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,581 ...defende nos in proelio, 522 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,717 contra nequitiam et insidias 523 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:47,819 diaboli esto praesidium... 524 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,821 (panting) 525 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,923 (Thunderland continues in Latin) 526 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,840 (engine starts) 527 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,542 (sexy blues playing) 528 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,010 Tequila. 529 00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:14,646 ♪ ♪ 530 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,954 GRAHAM: What a coincidence. 531 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,522 Hey. 532 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,125 You know, I was just thinking about you. 533 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,860 (laughs) 534 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,595 What? 535 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,099 Are you following me? 536 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,302 (sighs) Something like that. 537 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,237 You trying to convert me? 538 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,039 No. 539 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,141 No, I don't really believe. 540 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,210 And I don't think you do, either. 541 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,846 ♪ ♪ 542 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,891 (sighs) Let's go. 543 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,993 Where? 544 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,315 Get in. 545 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,054 Lower your pants. 546 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,789 No foreplay? 547 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,158 Lower your pants. 548 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,329 (belt buckle jingling) 549 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,169 -You done this before? -What do you care? 550 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:46,638 I'm just making small talk. 551 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,008 No. 552 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,110 So what is this about? 553 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:56,081 What do you think? 554 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,121 (moans) 555 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,190 (both panting) 556 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:07,292 (moaning) 557 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,766 Ah. 558 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,823 (train rattling overhead) 559 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,235 (train fades in distance) 560 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,757 (keys jingling) 561 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,488 This is my advice. 562 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,257 Go upstairs quietly, take a bath, 563 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,960 wash every inch of you, then drain the water 564 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,395 and take a shower. 565 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:52,097 Gargle, get a trash bag, 566 00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:55,166 put all of those clothes in it, and tell nobody. 567 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,901 I don't know what you think happened, Mom. 568 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:58,269 I know what happened, honey. 569 00:28:58,336 --> 00:29:00,238 It was the same when I came home to Dad. 570 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,007 Put some real garbage 571 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,909 in the trash bag on top of your clothes. 572 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,211 The trash is collected tomorrow. 573 00:29:06,277 --> 00:29:08,780 I'll take it out before Andy can see. 574 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:11,082 I just... I had something on my panties. That's all. 575 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,318 Something sticky? 576 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:16,421 (cell phone ringing) 577 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:19,891 Listen, um, if you ever want to talk, I don't judge. 578 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,100 (ringing continues) 579 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:31,336 (sighs) 580 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,505 Yeah, what do you need? 581 00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:35,540 -Help. -(Tchaikovsky's "March" from The Nutcracker playing) 582 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,475 Too tired. 583 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:39,944 Sheryl, you know I would only call if... 584 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,013 Leland, you're no fun when you're needy. 585 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,982 I'm not trying to be fun! 586 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,151 Oh, God. 587 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:49,954 You know this only works if it's transactional, right? 588 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,423 What do you want? 589 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,927 Oh, I don't know. What you got? 590 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,031 Edward. 591 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:06,437 Okay. 592 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:08,139 Give me 20 minutes. 593 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,474 Bring root beer. 594 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,309 (jaunty music continues) 595 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,111 (shuddering) 596 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,406 -(squeaks) -(water running) 597 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,379 (breathing deeply) 598 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,300 ♪ ♪ 599 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,949 (dog barking in distance) 600 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,932 (Andy grunts) 601 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,533 How did it go? 602 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,502 Fine. 603 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:47,171 Just your everyday exorcism. 604 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,041 (Andy chuckles) 605 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,077 (Andy grunts) 606 00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:55,380 We made cookies. We missed you. 607 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:57,081 Oh, I missed you, too. 608 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,683 ANDY: Oh... 609 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:02,420 Oh, I'm really glad. 610 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,135 Hmm? What's wrong? 611 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:19,237 Just something in the bathroom. 612 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,059 Kurt, I'm hallucinating. 613 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,394 I-I-I know. We're modifying your medication. 614 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,729 No, I have to stop right now. 615 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,331 No more olanzapine. 616 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:48,299 No more, uh, amisulpride to alleviate 617 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,268 the side effects of the olanzapine... 618 00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:51,602 Kristen, we agreed it was a good idea... 619 00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:53,471 I'm seeing monsters that aren't there. 620 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,440 But coming down from the medication can be 621 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,742 -just as dangerous... -Who are you working for? 622 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,377 What? 623 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,280 Are you sleeping with my mom? 624 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,548 Is-is she having you do this? 625 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:05,149 -What? -I don't believe you, Kurt. 626 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,518 -Not anymore. -Kristen, this is paranoia. 627 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:09,620 It would be paranoia if I had no justification. 628 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:11,189 Sit down. Let's talk. 629 00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:12,523 No. You're fired. 630 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:14,258 What? 631 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,360 I am done coming here. 632 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,695 That is not a good idea. 633 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:18,996 It's the best idea I've had. 634 00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,231 You're in league with them. 635 00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,299 You gave my therapy notes to Leland. 636 00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:22,600 They were stolen. 637 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,602 And now you're sleeping with my mom 638 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,071 and you're feeding her information. 639 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,408 (door slams) 640 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,416 -We need to talk. -(door opens) 641 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,351 Okay, you tell me again how I'm paranoid. 642 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,487 -I am on with my wife. -Sure! 643 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,623 Listen. Talk to her. 644 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,328 -("Mahna Mahna" by Cake playing) -(door closes) 645 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:52,363 SHERYL: Hey, Leland. 646 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,765 Hello? 647 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:55,199 ♪ Mahna mahna ♪ 648 00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:57,568 ♪ Mahna mahna ♪ 649 00:33:57,635 --> 00:33:59,404 Leland? 650 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,305 ♪ Mahna mahna ♪ 651 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,074 Hello? 652 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,776 Where are you? 653 00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:06,511 Oh, God. 654 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,746 Wha-What is going on? 655 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,315 -I'm being hunted. -(sighs) 656 00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:13,717 Okay, come on. 657 00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:15,186 Get up. Let's go. 658 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:17,255 I don't think I can stand. 659 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:20,625 Oh, please don't be such a baby. 660 00:34:20,690 --> 00:34:22,827 ♪ ♪ 661 00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:25,463 (sighs) Fine. 662 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,598 Come on. Come here. Let's go. 663 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:30,268 (song continues muffled) 664 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:37,308 Sit first. Sit. 665 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,377 One leg up. 666 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,212 The other leg. 667 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:42,746 You okay? 668 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:44,449 There you go. 669 00:34:44,514 --> 00:34:46,217 All right. 670 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,485 -Drink this. -(can pops open) 671 00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:51,589 ♪ ♪ 672 00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:59,730 (sighs heavily) 673 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,732 ♪ ♪ 674 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:03,434 (whimpers loudly) 675 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,504 All right. More? 676 00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:09,674 The two women from the airport. 677 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,776 -(shuddering) -(song ends) 678 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,786 How many more nights of this? 679 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:25,656 -What? -This... exorcism. 680 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:27,592 One. 681 00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,660 Can you survive it? 682 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:32,430 Yes. 683 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Remember our agreement? 684 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:38,336 I do. 685 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:39,637 All righty, then. 686 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,138 Rinse off. 687 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,342 (footsteps retreating) 688 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,517 (paper rustling) 689 00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:01,259 And you're saying this has nothing to do 690 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,261 with your deep philosophical differences 691 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,829 with the New Ministry of Satan? 692 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,764 DAVID: Correct. The organization fails 693 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,700 two of the IRS's four core criteria. 694 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:12,703 It is not operated exclusively for worshipping Satan. 695 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,405 -Uh, Kristen? -Yes. 696 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:17,275 Six months before this "church" was formed, 697 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:21,879 Graham Lucian and Jim Logger were selling these T-shirts. 698 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:23,848 And they only created this pamphlet 699 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,517 when they applied for tax-exempt status. 700 00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:29,687 Anything else? 701 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:34,225 Yes. The, uh, net earnings are for one individual. Ben? 702 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,394 Yeah, the, uh, bank statements show that the profits 703 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:38,496 were pocketed by Graham Lucian, 704 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:39,964 including the church collections. 705 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,966 MARX: As you can see, our assessors 706 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,734 are not biased, but they do conclude 707 00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:45,770 that the New Ministry of Satan 708 00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:48,439 does not live up to IRS standards. 709 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:52,577 Well presented. 710 00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,513 The two gentlemen from this church 711 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,682 have asked to be heard after your presentation. 712 00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,250 What? 713 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,419 They've argued that your team is biased, 714 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:03,854 and they wanted to offer their piece. 715 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:09,293 Mr. Lucian, Mr. Logger, please come in. 716 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:15,766 Oh, look who it is. Hi, Jesus. 717 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,301 Gentlemen. 718 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,502 Lady. 719 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,639 BEN: So, what's the bias? 720 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:22,974 I'm an atheist. 721 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,642 I don't care who you worship. 722 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,644 -And Kristen is an agnostic. -I know. 723 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,679 We talked. 724 00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:31,015 Then what is the bias? 725 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,984 Ah. 726 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,787 Kristen slept with me last night, 727 00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:38,756 and now she wants to hurt me. 728 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,428 MARX: Really? 729 00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:47,765 Well, that's an original way to go. 730 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:50,334 Kristen, any response? 731 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,806 (laughing) 732 00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:56,907 Is this not true? 733 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,542 Oh, are you kidding me? 734 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,578 I would rather sleep with Satan himself. 735 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:04,815 You are such a liar. 736 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:06,584 KRISTEN: What do you want me to do? 737 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:08,819 Swear on a stack of Bibles or the Satanic Bible? 738 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,354 You tell me. 739 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:11,422 Okay. 740 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:12,723 I think we're done here. 741 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,358 Thank you, gentlemen. 742 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:22,900 Um, we're not. 743 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,835 Satan isn't. 744 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,437 He's coming for you. 745 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:27,938 All three of you. 746 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,876 Take care. 747 00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:36,747 Well, that proves one thing. 748 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,817 No matter how powerful Satan and God are, 749 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,053 the IRS is stronger. 750 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,023 -Please, no. Please stop it. -THUNDERLAND: May God arise. 751 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,725 May His enemies be scattered. 752 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,527 May His foes flee! 753 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:51,896 Help me, Satan. Deliver me. 754 00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:53,664 (gasps) 755 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,666 (high-pitched voice): He is on your side. 756 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,802 (giggles) 757 00:38:57,868 --> 00:39:02,606 (old man's voice): I will be delivered. 758 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,442 (chuckles) 759 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,744 THUNDERLAND: May His foes flee before Him. 760 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,579 As smoke is blown away by the wind, 761 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,381 may you blow them away. 762 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,450 -(retches) -O Prince of the Heavenly Host, 763 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,419 by the power of God, cast into Hell 764 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,755 and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world 765 00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:20,491 seeking the ruin of souls. 766 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,593 (Thunderland continues in Latin) 767 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,536 I believe in God, the Father Almighty. 768 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:35,539 THUNDERLAND and LELAND: Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ. 769 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,142 THUNDERLAND: Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit. 770 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,710 (crying) 771 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,979 Do you renounce the Devil and all his works? 772 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,415 -I do. -(crying): I do. 773 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:46,016 THUNDERLAND: Do you tell the Devil 774 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,619 that he no longer has power over you 775 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:52,022 because you no longer live in his kingdom of darkness? 776 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,925 -(gasps) I do. -LELAND: I do. 777 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:58,829 THUNDERLAND: Do you claim the protecting power of God? 778 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,932 (takes deep breath) 779 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,870 (laughing): I am a new man. 780 00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:07,571 Father, you did it. 781 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:09,173 You have given me a fresh start. 782 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,642 I can't thank you enough. Thank you. Thank you. 783 00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:13,010 It's not over yet. 784 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,979 You need to pray every night. 785 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:17,748 Here is my own personal rosary. 786 00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:19,650 LELAND: Oh, my God. 787 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,519 That is so sweet of you. 788 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,820 David, look. 789 00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:25,656 I am so blessed. 790 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:27,558 But I hope that David will remain 791 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,426 my spiritual adviser. 792 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:30,694 I would advise it. 793 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,967 ♪ ♪ 794 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,876 Kristen? 795 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,845 (knocks) 796 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,580 Hello? 797 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:51,916 Kristen? 798 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:53,450 (knocks) 799 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:55,219 Are you all right? 800 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,759 Have you been in there all this time? 801 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,064 Are you okay? 802 00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:11,035 I am. 803 00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:12,736 (sighs) 804 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,623 Did that one get to you? 805 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,792 What one? 806 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:35,893 The exorcism. 807 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:39,163 I lost you in the middle of it. 808 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:42,900 I was wondering if you were done with this job. 809 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,770 No, I'm just getting started. 810 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,943 Can I ask you... 811 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:55,679 If you don't believe in God, 812 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,681 can an exorcism work on you? 813 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,216 Sure. 814 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:02,186 God exists despite what any individual thinks. 815 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,954 Right, but for a placebo to work, 816 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,823 a patient has to believe in the drug. 817 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,658 Yes, but... 818 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:09,627 an exorcism isn't a placebo. 819 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,029 (chuckling): That's where you and I disagree. 820 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,034 Oh, wow. 821 00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:21,739 I don't think I've ever seen the stars like this in the city. 822 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,842 New moon. 823 00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,280 Oh, my gosh. 824 00:42:29,346 --> 00:42:30,981 My husband leaves tonight. 825 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,249 When? 826 00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:34,018 Ten minutes. 827 00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:35,619 Oh, you better hurry, huh? 828 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:37,588 Sorry. 829 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:39,056 Uh, hey. 830 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,092 Thanks for being here. 831 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,600 (door closes) 832 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,702 (footsteps approaching) 833 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,575 Hey. 834 00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:01,912 Just wanted to say goodbye. 835 00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:03,147 Your Uber is outside. 836 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:04,949 -Thanks. -Yeah. 837 00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:10,087 I'm sure Kristen had to work late. 838 00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:12,723 -Yeah. Just tell her I'll call. -Definitely. 839 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:19,029 ANDY (recorded): You've reached Andy Bouchard at Eighth Summit Trekking. 840 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,331 Please leave a message. 841 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:21,865 Andy, I'm on my way home. 842 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:23,334 Please don't leave yet. I'm... 843 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,202 (sniffs) I'm so sorry. I-I need to see you. 844 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,805 (crying): I've... I've been off. 845 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:29,773 I've... And it's not you. 846 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,910 It's... it-it's been me, and... 847 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:35,212 I'm so sorry. You and the kids are... 848 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,982 are the best thing that ever happened to me. 849 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:39,783 Okay, I'll see you soon. 850 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,752 (sobs) 851 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,635 No. 852 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:00,838 (sighs) 853 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,987 ♪ ♪ 854 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:41,211 My gosh. 855 00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:43,213 -Oh! -Mmm. 856 00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:48,052 I got your message. 857 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,287 I was worried I'd missed you. 858 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,689 I got another flight for tomorrow. 859 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:00,030 Here. 860 00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:08,939 What's this? 861 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:11,375 This is a fire puja. 862 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:13,377 It's for purification. 863 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,245 It's Tibetan Buddhism. 864 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:17,014 So, what you do is, 865 00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:19,750 you... 866 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:23,854 write down the thing that you want purified, 867 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:27,291 and then you dip the paper in some butter-- or margarine. 868 00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:28,459 Okay. 869 00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:31,395 So you write your affliction. 870 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,163 And go. 871 00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:39,069 Oh, and if it involves a person, 872 00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:41,472 you draw a circle of protection around the name. 873 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,307 Why? 874 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:46,243 Because burning a person's name is not a good thing. 875 00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:57,154 Now, we never mention this to each other ever again. 876 00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:00,023 (chuckling): My God, this is so much better 877 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,825 than that mirror exercise. 878 00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:03,927 (paper tears) 879 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:08,465 -Okay. -Okay. 880 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,501 Dip it in here. 881 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:12,836 -It's warm. -Okay. 882 00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:17,941 Okay. 883 00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:19,810 -You ready? -Yeah. 884 00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:22,079 One, two, three. Go. 885 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,860 What happens now? 886 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,196 (sighs) 887 00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:40,297 I go sell the business. 888 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,267 And when I come home... 889 00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:46,937 ...you and I have a fresh start. 890 00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:54,211 ♪ ♪ 891 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:17,000 Hey. 892 00:47:19,436 --> 00:47:21,438 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 893 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,350 Sous-titres : Caroline Jenkins Pour Libra Films - Videaudi it Trekking.